Kyou Kara MaouCharacter Age:
At least 80!Job Idea:
Maid! ... Probably more maintenance, really.Canon: Yozak is kind of like what the James Bond of the Kyou Kara Maou world would be, if James Bond liked to dress as a girl. Personality-wise, Yozak is basically a cheerful bastard. He's extremely competent, and he's also very loyal. However, he's not above questioning or re-interpreting or poking fun at his orders. He's got a very cynical outlook on life, especially after he and his closest friend had to go get themselves almost killed on the front lines to prove their loyalty, in a war that the same people questioning them instigated. But considering he grew up in a sort of prison camp for human women who had children with Mazokou, he was probably pretty cynical before that, too. He doesn't go emo about it, though; mostly he seems to try to have as much fun as he can with life.Sample Post:
Hello, everyone! I'm just your cute new maid
, so please be gentle with me ♥ ♥!
... is what I was planning to say, but after spending oh, I don't know... five minutes here, this seems to be less of the 'low-key infiltrate and assist mission' that I thought it was and more of a 'kill a path to targets and assist by killing some more mission'. I mean, the advertisement said that this place needed counselors, so you'd think there'd be some sort of staff and things, too? Like... say... a cleaning staff? Guards and cleaning staff are always the way to go when you're undercover, after all ♥! So much more subtle when you inevitably have to make a break for it because the person you're protecting wouldn't know 'low profile' if it hit them in the face.
But it looks like I'm actually stuck being one of the counselors instead - or at least, that's what this friendly document I have here says! Along with "Ha ha ha ha, You're so screwed" over and over and over, but everyone has their little jokes. I'm sure?
Now, don't get me wrong. Even if I didn't get to have an ideal job, that shouldn't have stopped me from being able to be all sneaky-like, but all of these extremely disorganized... people make it very hard on me. First there's the way I can't understand a word that they're saying, ("fghdkghBRAAAAIINS..." Another language, maybe? Your Majesty, this isn't your homeworld, right? Just asking!) the way that it's also a little suspicious how they're not dying no matter how very very much I slice into them, ('cos this would explain why you think it's okay to keep doing
dangerous things) and finally the complete lack of appreciation for my perfect disguise. I mean, I know I got the shade of lipstick just right this time! It's barely even smudging! You really have to have a system to infiltrate before you can infiltrate the system, you know. Plus, some unfortunate looking birds went and ate all of my carrier pigeons. Ah, my poor pigeons...
They were supposed to be my back-up rations. :(
So, all things considered, I think it's not-so-secret bodyguard time for me. Your Majesty! Your Highness! Original Priestess! Your Excellency!
By Shinou, if this keeps up, the kingdom's so screwed.
Are you all all right? Ah, and is my cute little T-Zou still with you, Your Highness? I'd like to say I'll be getting you all out soon, but I'm sure His Majesty has found some wrong or other that he just has to fix (he has a lot to choose from here!). Even so, I'll be there as soon as I can! Thankfully, my maid disguise seems to be confusing this tentacle thing, although not as much as I might want it to.
I thought only cute animals were supposed to be dangerous?
This place seems like it might be too much for even "the white
" to help with.
... although it couldn't hurt ♥.
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